1. People are always talking about how ‘amazing Bali is’, but is that really so? From the pretty standard temples to the mediocre beaches, Bali is average at best.
2. There’s nothing to see.
3. Nothing to do.
4. Don’t even get me started on the views.
5. They’re atrocious.
6. An affront to people with vision everywhere.
7. A curse on eyesight.
8. A plague on the poor people who have to suffer through them.
9. And don’t even bring up the sunsets in this place.
10. Yuck.
11. The best part of this photo is the dog.
12. I mean, gross.
13. I’ve seen better sunsets on TV.
14. Ugh, nice views are so 2014.
15. And it’s not just the views.
16. Or the colorless landscapes.
17. Or the overrated rice fields.
18. No, it’s the overall lack of beauty on the island.
19. The animals are rabid,
20. Overexcited,
21. Natural born killers
22. I mean, really, these animals are lame.
23. You don’t need to travel for any of this.
24. Because, once again, there’s nothing to see.
25. It’s causing me physical pain to even look at this, but I’m doing it for you.
26. Because everyone should see just how ugly Bali is.
27. How boring the villas can be.
28. How unbelievably overpopulated the beaches are.
29. How incredibly subpar the food is.
30. There’s no variety.
31. None at all.
32. It’s always the same food.
33. It looks barely edible.
34. The local delicacies are cringe-inducing.
35. And the accompanying drinks are totally off-putting.
36. And even if you can get past the horrible,
37. Unsavory,
38. Flavorless food,
39. Well, like we already said, there’s nothing to see outside.
40. The temples are boring.
41. *Yawn*
42. And the local people have no culture.
43. No heritage whatsoever.
44. Did I really travel all this way just to see this?
45. All in all, it’s safe to say that Bali isn’t worth it.
46. Totally over-hyped.
47. And smoggy all of the time.
48. Nothing of beauty can be found on this island.
49. And everything looks the same.
50. Seriously, don’t even bother. You’re not missing out on anything.
We stopped after 50 reasons because we thought you’d get the gist by then, but if you need more arguments as to why you shouldn’t visit Bali, visit our social media pages: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest.
You might as well see these villas in case you are not completely convinced.
